Thursday, June 14, 2012

Monogamy on Day 1


Ladies and Gentleman, O’ye faithful followers, it’s time! Maris in Paris: Season II The extended stay. This year I promise less museums, more glitz, more glam more food and drink (always a good plan), a bit of travel and less gay bars. Barking up more pointed trees.  I’m proud to announce last year’s blog racked up 5,000 hits an average of 40 or so each day still checking for more 10 months after the fact. You love me! You really love me!! Or the juicy tales sometimes raunchy, sometimes sad but always unique and shocking stories of foreign lands.  Although, 30% of my readers are European. Not too shabby for little ole American me.

Where to begin…I have so much to tell you. Let me start with a little story about some very interesting research I’ve undergone. Did you know there is no French word for Dating? Yup! They don’t do it. They meet someone and they are automatically boyfriend and girlfriend. No titles necessary. Monogamy is mandatory. That is of course unless you expressly say, We are just “friends with sexual benefits” excluding daylight and group functions. This part is the same as at home. Not the intriguing part. They try it on for size and wait it out an average of 2-6 weeks celibate and then they do the dirty. I hear 50% end there. No mojo, time to move on. Understandable. The rest continue on only to see each other an average of 2 days a week for as many years as it takes (FYI- In the UK that’s 2 years and 11 months). 

 Commitment without dating? Talk about blind faith.  They maintain their independence unlike our crazy lustful American ways. We meet someone, we want you madly and we tell each other so. We continue to date other people or keep the door open and until I’d say a month later we go “Hey you want to be exclusive?” Then we carry on until the passion dies, we get knocked up or hitched. A,B and C can happen in cohesion. Don’t get your panties in a bunch if this does not apply to you. It is of course my blog and my observations. I have been to a place or two and had a conversation or 4. 

I’m not certain what sounds more ridiculous. So instead of trusting my better judgment I consulted the google machine for divorce rates. According to the US Census, we are neck and neck at about 50% So, I guess  Frenchies, do your thing and we’ll do ours. Mixed continent daters be forewarned.  Italy had by far the lowest at 20%. I hope to find out the magic love potion while I’m there next week and report back the goods. Free of charge and void of commitment ;) 

Au Revoir, my lover. I meet you here again on the morrow.

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